Cause that's the way it goes

I met this girl last night who was 100% my type.

"What is my type?" ask ye....

Attractive and female.

I probably spent 15 minutes talking to this girl, and she was tossin out sexual innuendo's like celebrities and opening pitches. With each passing flirty comment, she leaned in a little closer to your boy. I was mad cheesin too, showin tells like a frat kid plaing hold 'em at the Belagio- she knew I was diggin.

Then, I made the mistake of mistakes. I got this new philosophy on bein out and interactin with ladies- and really I think all should apply it to their repertoire-- and that is

DONT OFFER TO BUY HER A DRINK.

I did, see, and I mean like right after that she sprinted like Marion Jones on steroids to the next sucker with out even throwin me the 10-dig to use to holla. I didn't wanna play cops and O.J. either, so I just let her go. Had I not bought her that drink we would have talked longer, no doubt in my mind.

Why the no drink buy?

Well, EVERYONE does it. Let her be her. She paid 60 for that mani-pedi, shes got some paper. Be assertive and let her know that its your time you are offering, not 6 bucks for vodka diluted cranberry. It makes you stand apart and not seem like you just goin for the milk of the cow.


And I mean seriously, let's be honest. When was the last time you bought a girl a drink (or ladies a guy bought you a drink) and it went down? OR if it did go down, when was the last time it happened and you woke beside someone that you would want to take to brunch with your friends? Seeeee whatta mean...

Anyway, lesson learned once again. Until then peops, yo boy CD out.