Is She Into You?

So, you are dying to know if she is or is not right? You have hung out some, maybe been on a couple dates... who knows- but still the question is hot on your mind and heavy on your tongue... so here they are the top 10 ways to know if she is into you in "that" way

1) Calm Touching ~~~~~ does she touch you when you are talking? Does she touch your forearm when you make her laugh? Does she come up behind you in a public setting and touch your back or hand? If so- thats 1...

2) Laughing ~~~~~ I think I am pretty funny.... but seriously, I am not THAT funny. You are not either. When she is laughing at everything you are saying; even stuff like "that reminds me of a Saved by the Bell episode!" thats a sign... that is 2

3) Appearance Changes ~~~~~ so, you keep your hair short, and got your hair cut. You see her the next day and she says something about your newish shorter locks... maybe you shaved off that skeezey goatee... she notices; guess what... sign #3

4) Texting ~~~~~ does she send you texts for nary a reason? she keep in touch with you multiple times daily? you get the idea...

5) Gifting ~~~~~ has she bought you a small gift for no apparent reason? Why would she do that? What's that? The 'thing' made her think of you? More like she was thinking about you and looking for an excuse to tell you...

6) Your clothes ~~~~~ does she have one of your shirts that she wears around? hmmmm...

7) Fellatio ~~~~~~ does she go down on you a lot? Most girls don't like to do this... this might be a positive sign for you

8) "you're the best" ~~~~~ does she scream out phrases like such when the two of you are sleeping together after she made the move? Odds are, it is far from the truth. I don't care who you think you are. She is just trying to let you in on the fact she may kinda dig you. Yeah, go ahead and pull her hair if she asks...

9) Shrine ~~~~~ does she have an altar of sorts in her bedroom with 20-100 pictures of you that were taken with out your knowledge? Are there locks of your hair and fingernail trimmings that have been shaped into a doll of sorts? Are there at least 15 lit candles at all times around said display? Is there a dummy's guide to voodoo and love potions sitting beside the altar? You might be onto something here... not definite, but almost

10) Baby Pictures ~~~~~ notice pictures of babies around her apartment that look like she has photoshopped together? They look like they were made from a combination of yours and her baby pictures? Did your mom call and tell you that someone broke in their house and all they took was your baby pictures and the bottle that had your baby teeth in it?

Ok.... there they are. top 10. if this is going on, you are in son!