Without Soul

I know what you are thinking...

No.

I am not referring to someone who can not play the blues.

I got told the other day, by this female i know, that I have no soul.

I have never dated her. I have never kissed her. I have never held her hand. I have never dated a friend of hers. I have never even dated or hooked up with someone that she actually knows well enough to talk about it.

Yet, she has often accused your boi here of being 'dirty' or a 'man whore'.

It often makes me laugh to hear such nonsense... because I think ones 'whoreness' depends on the quality of a said hook-up, which brings me to an interesting subject---- what makes a man whore.

Some would say its like algebra. Guy A has slept with X amount of girls whom of which Y were skanks and P were not all the while dating T of them { X=(X-P) - (X-T)- Y}, where as some would just tell you that its if a guy has lots of sex with different chicks period...

I think I like the first option. A guy becomes a man whore depending on how frequent he goes guttering. What is guttering? Its when you go after a 'gutter slut' or really trashy easy girl, more than likely crawling with std's and someone you would never admit to another that you actually slept with.

However, girls are kinda judgers right? I know that some of my 'partners' have commented on some of my past girlfriends or partners saying things like 'oh, shes hot' and in turn, probably made me more attractive (remember, grass is greener on the other side, but the grass on your side is greenest when someone else wants it)

Kind of disjointed thus far, but here goes my hypothesis. If you have slept with 20 girls, but they were all really really attractive, to the point where number 21 thinks that they were all hot enough that she almost feels like she is probably not as attractive as them, then you are not a whore. You are 'desireable'. But, if you slept with 20 girls and 15 of them are just dogs, then you are a man whore, who just blind-squirrel-acorned himself into some good places a couple times.

Of course, if 15 of them are dogs, you are probably telling number 21 that you have only slept with 7 or 8 girls. She probably cut her number in half too. Oh the lies. Oh the humanity! Maybe the fact I can see this and said something about it points a finger in my direction--- hmmmm... if that was the case, then maybe that girl would be right about soul or lack there of. This is confusing even me now. where's that milky whiskey?!?

keep your mind out of the gutter folks.

cd